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Good morning, Mrs. Peel.

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My patent do -it -yourself portable
darkroom. Just developing some holiday

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snaps. I won't be long. Just got to
finish this roll, and I'll take you out

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lunch. Don't bother. I can't keep our
lunch date.

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And? I have another appointment.

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Where?

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At the Bastille?

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No. An old uncle of mine died some while
back, left me his house. I have to go

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and look at it. Oh, how pathetic.

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Not really. I never knew him.

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Know that you have to dash. I've got my
hands full, and I could do with a cup of

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coffee.

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Thank you.

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Where is this place, anyway?

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Uh, Seven Pines Pendlesham. Oh, yes,
Hampshire.

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Do you know it?

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I've cycled around there once or twice.

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Well, how do I get there?

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Oh, it's easy. It's a B route, if I
remember right. 31.

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Yeah, it's a nice, quiet, leafy run.

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That was very generous, little boy.
Yeah, especially if I never actually met

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him. I never knew I had an uncle until
my lawyers wrote and told me about him.

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Uncle Jack.

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Black Jack of the family?

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Navish uncle, twice removed.

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Well, sorry about the date, Steve. I'll
call you when I get back. Hey, Mrs.

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Peel.

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The keys of your castle.

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Oh, thanks.

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Bye.

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By the way, I should have a look in the
cellar.

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My... to see if the old boy's laid down
any wine.

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Oh, my name is Steed, John Steed. I did
meet you some time ago. I'm a friend of

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a client of yours.

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Mrs. Peel.

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Yes, I remember you quite well, Mr.
Steed. What can I do for you?

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It's about this legacy of Mrs.

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Peel's. A house willed to her by her
Uncle Jack.

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Just a moment, Mr. Steed.

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I don't quite follow you. A legacy, you
say?

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I know nothing of any legacy.

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And what's this about Uncle Jack? He
died and left a house to Mrs. Peel.

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you say?

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It's quite impossible.

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But you wrote her a letter. It quite
definitely stated, Mr. Steed, I have

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lawyer for Mrs. Peel's family for years.

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I can state quite categorically she has
no Uncle Jack.

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And furthermore, I never wrote her any
letter.

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Pongo?

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Steed here.

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Now look, I have a job for you.

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It's Mrs. Peel.

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She's on her way to Pendlesham.

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Yes, that's right, Hampshire.

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Pongo, please listen.

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She's got a key with her. It's a
perfectly ordinary key, but there's

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strange about it.

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It seems to have, well, electronic
properties.

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What on earth do you think you're doing?

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I might have killed you. The speed you
were going... The stopping distance of

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this car is 147 feet, allowing for
average reflexes. I position myself 150

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away. Very mathematical of you. I am a
very mathematical person.

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You're also very stupid.

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Supposing I hadn't seen you? In that
case, my death would have been entirely

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your fault.

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I would like a lift, please.

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You give me the fright of my life, and
then you have the audacity to ask a

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favour.

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Where to?

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As far as you are going.

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I should say that I'm desperate to
obtain a lift.

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Desperate enough to recompense you for
your trouble.

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That won't be necessary.

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Get in.

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anyway. Acquiring your woodcraft badge?

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Studying birds.

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I'm intently fond of birds.

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Very pleasant countryside.

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Very pleasant indeed.

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So quiet.

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Empty.

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Was it really the fright of your life
when I jumped out on you?

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You said it gave you the fright of your
life.

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Did it?

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Just a figure of speech.

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Where do you want me to drop you off?

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As far as you're going, Mrs. Peel.

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Mrs. Emma Peel.

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I read your name on this.

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I have you at a disadvantage.

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Withers. Frederick Withers.

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Yes, indeed, Mrs. Peel.

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As far as you're going, you'll suit me
very well.

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Yes, of course it is.

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Who is it?

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Hello, who's there?

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Pongo? No, Steed.

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Pongo hasn't reported back yet.

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If you like, I can contact Colonel
Robertson and have him send... No.

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I'm going out there to check for myself.

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Who is it?

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I'm being watched.

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Every move I make, someone is watching.

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No. Reason it out.

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Work it out.

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Rooms that move.

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Whole areas that disappear.

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Rollers under the floor.

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Some kind of motor as a driving force.

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One opens the door and an electronic
plunger comes out, is

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activated. Then, as the door swings
shut...

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Now, which of us is moving?

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Is it me or the hall?

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It's me.

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So if I take my finger off...

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So

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this is where it all happens.

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Let's find out who is making it happen.

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Welcome, Mrs. Peel.

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I hope you find this little exhibition
amusing.

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I contrived it for you, especially for
you.

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I've waited so long for you to see it,
so very long.

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You expected me?

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Well, you're highly intelligent, Mrs.
Peel. I knew you would find your way

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sooner or later.

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Show yourself.

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Where are you?

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I'm close by.

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Who are you?

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What do you want?

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I imagine you're intrigued.

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You're wondering why.

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You'll find the answer in section four
of my little exhibition.

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Section four.

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Good evening.

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I'm speaking from the steps of the John
Knight building, when even now a storm

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of controversy rages around the young,
sensational Miss Emma Knight, who this

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morning sacked an automation expert from
the Board of Knight Industries and

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sparked off a... Oh, here she comes now.

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Miss Knight.

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Miss Knight.

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One question, Miss Knight. Your motive
for this shock dismissal? I couldn't

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agree with his methods.

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What were his methods, Miss Knight?

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Automation to the ultimate degree.

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Replace man with machine.

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Subjugate him to it.

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Equate man with machine. I couldn't
agree to that.

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I don't even think it's entirely
possible.

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That's why I dismissed Professor Keller.

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Professor Keller.

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Professor Keller.

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Professor Keller.

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Professor Keller.

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Professor Keller.

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Please examine section five, the final
section of my exhibition.

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Waited so patiently.

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And here you are at last.

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And here am I.

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Equate man to machine.

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You did not even think it possible.

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You laughed at my theories. You held me
up to ridicule.

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You are wrong, Mrs. Peel. You are wrong.

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The machine is not only man's equal, but
his superior.

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I will prove it to you.

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That is why I lured you here.

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Simple. A forged letter from your
lawyers.

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I knew you would come.

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There will be no violence.

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This house, I built it for you, and it
will cherish you. It will warm you when

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you are cold, feed you when you are
hungry.

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You will be quite safe here, Mrs. Beale,
safe from all physical harm.

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I expect the whole experiment to take
some time, a pitting of wits, and

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proof that the machine is superior to
man or woman.

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All right, Professor Keller.

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Step out slowly.

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Hands high.

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Professor?

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Get up!

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This is the horse that kicked the cow.

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That chased the dog that bit the cat.

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That killed the rat that lived in the
house that Jack built.

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This is the bull that tossed the horse,
that kicked the cow, that chased...

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Dog.

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That bit the cat, that killed the rat,
that lived in the house that

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Jack built.

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Jack built. Jack built. Jack built.

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Who are you?

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Chase the dog.

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Dog.

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What is your name?

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Who are you?

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Bad man.

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Bad, bad, bad man.

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Ran away.

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How did you get here?

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Ran away.

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Long time ago.

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Very long time ago.

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I want to go back.

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Away from here.

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Come on.

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Up you go.

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This is

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the dog that tossed the horse.

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that killed the cat, that chased the
cow, that bit the rat, that lived in the

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house that Jack built.

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Hands high!

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Give that to me,

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please.

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You want to get away from here, don't
you?

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I'm going to help you get out.

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All right.

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I shall just have to leave you behind.

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So you have found your way to me.

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I am dead.

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I've been dead for quite some time.

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Only the house is alive.

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Only the house.

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has told me I was going to die.

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They gave me a year.

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I used that year to great advantage,
Mrs. Peel.

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This house is a machine, an
indestructible machine, powered by solar

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frictionless bearings.

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This machine will last for a thousand
years, perhaps forever.

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An indestructible monument to my
ingenuity.

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And yet the means of your destruction.

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You see, Mrs. Peel, the mind of a
machine cannot reason.

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Therefore, it cannot lose its reason.
That is the machine's ultimate

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superiority. Its mind has no breaking
point.

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But your mind... When the experiment is
concluded, the machine will continue to

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function perfectly.

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But you, Mrs. Peel, you will be quite,
quite mad.

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But all the workings of the machine are
quite impregnable.

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Nevertheless, the test will be fair.

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The machine is tuned to the acoustics of
your voice and will answer any

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questions you may have through an
automated larynx.

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I must apologize for any delay in the
answers. The technique is quite complex.

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This is the end of my pre -recorded
message, Mrs. Peel.

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In a few days, I shall be dead.

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But, uh...

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My machine will live on.

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And sooner or later, you will stand in
this house and hear me.

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Goodbye, dear lady.

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Goodbye.

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The object of the exercise is to drive
me insane.

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How will you know when you've achieved
it?

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And then?

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Suicide box.

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Once inside, gas released.

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You will feel no pain. No pain.

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You've made a mistake.

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You've told me what to expect.

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Now whatever happens I'll know it's a
trick I can reason it out

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You've made a mistake.

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You've told me what to expect.

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Now whatever happens, I'll know it's a
trick.

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I can reason it out.

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The answer is here.

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Somewhere in here.

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There's no way in.

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How do I get in?

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The brain must be down there.

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Somewhere down there.

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Now, if only I could... Not a hope.

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Anyway, the thing's empty.

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What I need is to make some kind of
bomb.

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Now, what is there?

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in the room.

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There is. Yes, the key.

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Will it fit?

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Yes, it does.

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Now what do I need?

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I need some wadding and I need
gunpowder.

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Gunshot. Shotgun.

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Shells. Do you have any left?

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Shotgun shells.

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What happened to the shining armor?

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It's still at the laundry.

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Never mind.

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I'll give you a ride home on the old
horse.

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was your man.

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Yes, poor old Pongo. I sent him to keep
an eye on you. Why on earth didn't he

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tell me that?

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00:50:32,120 --> 00:50:34,860
It was my fault, really. I told him to
soft pedal a bit.

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Soft pedal?

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Well, I didn't want to frighten you.